- Alan Wake haiku-review:
Sounds like Stephen King
Written by a 4 year old.
Yawn, boring story. # - Don't buy an HDMI cable for your xbox if it doesn't have an HDMI output. You'll just feel like a real dick when you realise what you've done #
- Julian Assange @ TED on "Why the world needs WikiLeaks" http://on.ted.com/8Sm1 #
- Just saw Paul Greengrass at BBC television centre. His hands weren't shaking so his shooting style must be an artistic choice. #
- Squirrel on a Stick #5 is now available for download in two flavours – Regular (http://bit.ly/9Fk3yn ) & iTunes (http://bit.ly/bBrGYa) #
- RT @Wil_Anderson: Thanks @JessamyJane for this excellent Old Spice parody at the library: http://scaryideas.com/content/18876/ #oldspice #
- If you lose a glove, it's gone forever http://huff.to/bmRNl8 (via @huffingtonpost) #
- Drop what you're doing & read the excellent Washington Post project Top Secret America http://bit.ly/cxu0TH #
- Yeps, but it's GIANT. I'm trying to find a text-only version now. #
- If you live in/around Buxton and you want to hear a cracking story about your pet shop, come to underground venues @ old hall hotel. #
- The face of the Monkey-Mermaid-Fish at Buxton museum & art gallery. http://tweetphoto.com/34586024 #
- Holy shitting-Christ, Buxton! http://tweetphoto.com/34594972 #
- RT @marszau: what is better than one slave Leia? http://bit.ly/9bGOUE #
- The 1st time you see a spinning top after watching #Inception it will freak you out. I fell backwards into a bath & now have a concussion. #
Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-25
July 25th, 2010 § 0
Squirrel #5 – Centaurs, Tough Games, Chun Li & Bad Kebabs
July 20th, 2010 § 0
Kent makes bad assumptions, Jim throws up, Kent gets angry at sport and Jim complains that Red Dead Redemption is just too darn easy. Yee haw!
Download Episode 5 | Subscribe in iTunes
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-18
July 18th, 2010 § 0
- The new Squirrel on a Stick is in the can and hits the interwebs in 10 hours. W00t! #
- Episode 4 of #SquirrelOnAStick with myself & @JimSmallman is now online for your listening pleasure http://bit.ly/cwXbUG #
- RT @GammaCounter: Tetris & more, with tea lights. Not even 8 bit: http://bit.ly/8Zf1zG via @kylevanblerk #
- .@FloValentine's nappies are like the world's worst advent calendars. #
- Thanks to relevant folks for lovely Birthday messages. I <3 you muchly #
- RT @simonfeilder: Trust them. RT g4tv: The coolest thing you will see all day. Trust us: http://bit.ly/bBTvfo #
- Holy Shitballs. http://youtu.be/B2v-AkSj260 Million-dollar strong. #
- Oh shit: http://confessionsofanangrybaby.wordpress.com/ #
- She's more prolific than I am! RT @FloValentine: I just wrote it, you should read it. It's about politics. http://bit.ly/b8fGR7 #
- StarWars recreation on a subway train http://youtu.be/J5gCeWEGiQI #
- 5.50am is @FloValentine's new time for the "Call to Milk" & she's a hardcore fundamental so it's always observed -with violence if required #
- Can anyone recommend a place in London to buy sweet mod-ish suit that won't require me to sell @FloValentine? #
- Justifying her 5.50am wake-up RT @FloValentine Until I have accepted your constructed notion of time, don't expect me to play by its rules #
- My motorway, service station breaks are based purely on the locations of Dyson Airblades. #
- I drove to tonight's gig in Bristol so I could drive back & not lose Saturday, but have had so much redbull that tomorrow is now gone anyway #
- If you're going to Edinburgh this year, see John Robbins' show. I just saw a preview in Bristol & it was grand. #
- If Australia's resources are so precious, then surely we should change #Ausvotes to #ozvotes and save some tweeting characters. #
- The Defamation of Strickland Banks by Plan B is fantastic. Welcome to hell. #
Squirrel #4 – Red Dead Cougars, Barracudas, Lice, Taunts & Ol’ Moaty
July 12th, 2010 § 1
Jim gets eaten by a cougar, Kent gets barracuda’d by an alien, Raoul Moat gets it from himself, Jim gets lice from IKEA, Kent gets nothing from Ayn Rand & Gazza gets to eat the chicken.
Download Episode 4 | Subscribe in iTunes
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-11
July 11th, 2010 § 0
- Who's the troll whose job it is to put the small stick and pieces of trees inside blocks of haloumi? #
- #Squirrel on-a-Stick ep 3 with myself & @JimSmallman is now online & on iTunes. Lipomas, ISS Soccer & Dick Specialist http://bit.ly/9PgvbB #
- Dear Whittington Hospital, Tears in Heaven is not an appropriate song for the operating theatre. #NHSmusicFAIL #
- It's Panadol, but not for ladies! http://bit.ly/cy00R3 #
- RT @steveagee: Never forget! http://twitpic.com/233sxd #
- RT @nerdist: This video of a guy seeing two rainbows at once is the funniest thing I've seen in a while http://bit.ly/cM49uE #doublerainbow #
- If #London water had any more limescale in it, I'd drink it with Corona. #
- Garrus?!? I never thought it would be Garrus! http://bit.ly/bAT8Lz http://bit.ly/aNyRAo #MassEffect2 #
- Lentils + 45mins + Everything in the fridge that's about to expire = Dhal #DubiousFoodEquations #
- After a week of hoohaa, the iTunes feed for Squirrel on a Stick is now a) online and b) named correctly. Subscribe here http://bit.ly/bBrGYa #
- In a burrito-induced Mexicoma. #
- How does she get away with this? RT @FloValentine: Shit, I've been caught in the act! http://florencevalentine.com/the-banging-the-banging/ #
- A hot day in UK is like a shit Choose Your Own Adventure where every choice made results in pale, tattooed men removing their shirts. #
- Heading to Leicester to record a new Squirrel on a Stick with @JimSmallman. #
- A decent-sized coffee stain on your shirt will make you look 50% more homeless. #
- If you're feeling too good about your life, sit in a Walkabout for half an hour. #
- "This is my taser-wielding sex-face" http://bit.ly/aP8jpi http://bit.ly/b4nURG #
- St. Pancras International #FavouriteTrainStationRoof #
Squirrel on a Stick iTunes Feed – Back Online
July 7th, 2010 § 0
The iTunes feed for my games podcast with Jim Smallman is back up and running, so if you’ve subscribed, you should have your new episodes. If you haven’t subscribed, what are you doing reading this? Go and subscribe now!
Squirrel #3 – Lipomas, Dick Specialist & ISS Soccer
July 6th, 2010 § 1
This issue we get medical and it’s not just the gloves that are coming off! Recorded in glorious mono, this episode recalls the ups and downs of the public health system and the importance of pants when playing ISS Soccer in the 90s.
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-07-04
July 4th, 2010 § 0
- Congrats to all Brit Invasion brothers & sisters for winning "Best Comedy" @ the Hollywood Fringe Festival #HFF Rad! #
- Goodbye Hollwood; you've been mental, I've been @KentValentine. #
- I'm lost for words: http://bit.ly/cz91ab #
- RT @wired: Who knew AT-ATs had such personality? http://bit.ly/9ZiwaE (via @TheUnderwire) #
- .@FloValentine as Sue Sylvester http://bit.ly/cAmbIv #
- RT @KentValentine: .@FloValentine as Sue Sylvester http://bit.ly/cAmbIv #
- Episode 2 of my video games podcast #SquirrelOnAStick with @JimSmallman is finally online. Listen to it here: http://bit.ly/9uKoUl #
- It wasn't until I saw a pair of Aussie Bum underpants that I realised @FloValentine & I had stumbled upon a parade of gays. #
- Life's not all that glamorous on the Street Fighter circuit, just ask Ken http://bit.ly/aeFAED #
- I'm going to be on JnetRadio.com from 4pm this afternoon and you don't even have to be Jewish to listen http://bit.ly/aIewQD #
Squirrel #2 – Nazi zombies, Assassin’s Creed & Sexy Aliens
July 3rd, 2010 § 1
Recorded in glorious mono, this second instalment of Squirrel on a Stick covers such hard hitting topics as Nazi zombies, Assassin’s Creed & Sexy Aliens.
Download Squirrel on a Stick Ep2
Squirrel on a Stick archive page.
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Twitter Weekly Updates for 2010-06-27
June 27th, 2010 § 0
- .@FloValentine No, *I* am your father! #
- Naz Osmanoglu, Ivo Graham and a man who is most certainly NOT Steven Spielberg. http://twitpic.com/1yivtx #
- Worst. Mother. Ever. http://youtu.be/X9a2zPlcV-s #
- RT: @ColinPeters: RT: @titleofmagazine: Shuttle launch as seen by skydivers http://bit.ly/cKtpTQ [Holy Mother of Fucking Awesomeness] #
- Drop what you're doing and watch the British Invasion Hollywood Fringe Festival trailer now! http://youtu.be/B2Z4K9_HoE4 #HFF #
- Happy mural @ Santa Monica Pier http://bit.ly/94xwN5 #
- I fliered P Diddy today. He didn't come to the show because he "was good". #
- How does denying young happiness keep a washroom clean? http://bit.ly/9HAMoC #
- The latest episode of @RobertAshley's "A Life Well Wasted" is out now. Download is immediately. http://bit.ly/aXagOZ #
- .@simonfeilder kept the flame alive, but The British Invasion had their arses handed to them by @ben_hill's team of improv all-stars. #HFF #
- RT @michaelianblack: Mustard is pretty much the only condiment worth dying for. #
- hey @Kents_Sunglasses, If you let me know where you are, I'll come and pick you up. #
- Tonight is my last show @ the #Hollywood Fringe Fest & it's FREE so come along! 8pm @ IDA Hollywood, 6755 Hollywood Blvd. RAD! #hff #
- Melrose-Yoda's wisdom http://bit.ly/8ZiEWQ #
- RT @BoingBoing: Star Wars meets high fashion http://bit.ly/cKUutp #